I'm the Shaolin Great Stick.

Li Wei, the social worker, was mocked by Green Tea girlfriends at the shortness of his cock, so he got electrocuted across Shaolin's husband, the Great Stick, the body of a giant, first driven by fat nuns, then saved the mother and daughter, then came down from the mountain to wake up, and I was born directly from the bamboo forest, and I was a Shaolin King.